Me and Gollum: My Precious. My Precious.

Office manager with a slightly concerned look on her face, trying to act casual, handing me a letter and says apologetically: “This came for you today. Sorry I opened it, but it didn’t say Confidential…”

As I scan the letter, she turns and walks away to her desk. I can sense her concern when my face breaks into a broad grin. I jump off my chair and stroll into the open-space office with a cocky smile and swaggering steps, fanning myself with the letter.

“Everyone, I’ve got something I want to share with you!”

(I know. A bit evil. But funny, as I watch the concerned look on OM’s face couple with tentative curiosity.)

The room stops, and everyone’s attention is on me and my little dance as I dramatically hold up the letter and make a grand gesture towards it.

“We have received the first letter of what I suspect will be many….from someone who wants to buy JUNE MEDICAL!”

The room cheers, but I can also tell that there are those who are looking at me tentatively and really want me to reconfirm what i have said in the past when we have discussed this possibility. I drag it out slightly. With a masterful (if I may say so myself) pause, I proceed to reiterate my stance.

“OBVIOUSLY…I am not selling! “

The relief amongst the group is visible, and louder cheering happens. We celebrate with a fika and chat merrily over the fact that we are so awesome.

It must be a horrible feeling to work in a company if you don’t know if you’ll be sold at any time. If you are running that company or leading that team, take that into account. You may not be able to change that, but you do need to understand how it affects your team.

And perhaps take a slightly more mature approach than I did… (but it was very funny!).